kateordie:

"I’ve always been a big fan of romance, and I think this story kind of captured the idea of meeting somebody and then an unexpected, unintentional night, unfolding in a really pure manner." (x)

Hell-lo

the city centre is crowded with drinking business men who apparently don’t have to work today and therefore have nothing better to do than to hit on eighteen year olds I’m gonna be sick I hate men

we’ve had like a gazillion customers today and what’s in my tip jar? 2,50 thank you very much

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

For the anon who asked for some Hannibal body positivity. Don’t eat brains! ♥

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

For the anon who asked for some Hannibal body positivity. Don’t eat brains! ♥

oh boy I just went to buy some paint and I wanted to pay by card but JUST LIKE THAT I didn’t know my pin anymore and I thought I had it saved on my phone somewhere but I didn’t and when I wanted to pay by cash I didn’t even have enough money on me and some woman had to give me 50cents so I could pay for everything and I feel like such an idiot I will never go to that store anymore god help me thanks for listening

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. sometimes i am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

I’m at work and in the past 3 hours there’s been about four customers in here so technically I have been paid 25€ for serving four soups and watching three episodes of the x files

riotfairy:

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Animated Nightcrawler - X-Men